over the last three days...
1. "do not attempt to play hacky-sack with a pop can. trust me. ouch. fuck." -anon.
2. "no matter how cute they are, it is just wrong to be checking out your little brother's rugby team." -the inimitable dougal martin.
3. "i really want to hook up with you and another guy..." -some drunk dude walking by the bar to some drunk girl he was walking with.
Does it help?
15 hours ago